A humor itsey-bit :
A sure fire voting system - a Regis / mark 5 - computerized voting machine ?

Are you voting for president :
A) candidate 1 ............................................................. B) candidate 2
C) candidate 3 ............................................................ D) candidate 4
Now press A , B , C , or D to vote for your candidate ! Only one please !!
D ? Is that your final answer ? You do know that candidate 4 is the super duper reform party candidate right ? Oh , you're not sure now humm . You can call a poll booth officer you know for phone in help ? No . You want B now ? - okay . B it is !! You sure that's your final answer now ? Sure sure ... ? No .. , you can only vote for one . B ? Going once , twice ... . And B it is !!! Okay . Phew ! - got through that one !
Your vote is now 100% right , for you , and 99.99% sure to be counted !! Congratuations .